Freeman's Mind： Episode 60-MiOcwOblEMU.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[fzzt]

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[whimpering]

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

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WHAT HAPPENED?!

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HOW DID YOU TURN INTO THREE PEOPLE?!

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WHAT--

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SCIENTIST: I hope those people in the Lambda Lab can get this under control.

#900:00:27,062→00:00:29,202

GET *WHAT* UNDER CONTROL?! ME?!

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I WANT ANSWERS, ASSHOLE!

#1100:00:31,199→00:00:32,825

IS THIS A THOUGHT-EXPERIMENT?!

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AM I IN A SIMULATION RIGHT NOW?!

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IS THIS DRUG-INDUCED LUCID DREAMING?!

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I KNOW I'M NOT DEAD! IT LOOKS LIKE WITCHCRAFT TO ME!

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THIS IS A CABAL!

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YOU SUMMONED ME HERE AS PRACTICE FOR A DEMON, RIGHT?!

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SAY SOMETHING!

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SCIENTIST: Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.

#1900:00:51,528→00:00:54,535

WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU THINK THIS IS A SIMPLE EXPERIMENT?!

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YOU THINK I'M JUST A TEST SUBJECT?!

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WELL, I KILLED YOUR LEADER! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!

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YOU'RE DEALING IN FORCES YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK A DEMON WOULD'VE DONE TO YOU?! SHARE HIS LAB NOTES?!

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Stupid... well--

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DON'T LOOK AT ME!

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Okay...

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Demon-summoning idiots...

#2800:01:14,641→00:01:19,008

I didn't even mean to shoot that guy, but they literally forced my hand.

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They shouldn't be surprised. You mess with the Freeman, this is what happens.

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Okay, locked, uh...

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Well, what's this?

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More black magic, no doubt.

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Okay, I'm just going to touch this quick.

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[fzzt]

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WHOA!

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SHIT!

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NO!

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THOSE BASTARDS DID IT AGAIN! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

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Wait, no! I've been here before!

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Yeah, this makes no sense!

#4100:01:42,230→00:01:44,623

I touched this thing--it's harmless!

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Right?

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Yeah, nothing.

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So, what's going on here?

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This is the same thing, right?

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Or are they different?

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Well, here, I already--

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[fzzt]

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OOOOH! SHIT!

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IT'S A TELEPORTER!

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WE INVENTED FUCKING TELEPORTERS!

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THE NEW AGE OF MAN BEGINS WITH ME! AND TELEPORTERS!

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Oh, my God! I am dizzy from this!

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Or maybe that's because I'm spinning.

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I've gotta try it again. Does this work?

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It's orange.

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[fzzt]

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Ohhh-ho-ho-ho!

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So, this is what it's like to be a ninja.

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Amazing!

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Wonder what the power source is... or why they hover.

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Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

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Nice!

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Dah!

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Like, is this Star Trek-style where it's transmitting my matter as energy

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and reconstructing it on the other end?

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Or is it just creating an exact duplicate of me

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and I'm really just committing suicide over and over?

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Hmm.

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[fzzt]

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Hoo...

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No, I don't feel dead,

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but am I me or am I Gordon #6?

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I might not know the difference.

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Well, I should continue either way,

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even if that means making sacrifices for the Greater Gordon.

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[fzzt]

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I mean, I can't think of a cause I believe in more than that.

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Let's go!

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[fzzt]

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WhoooaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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[crying]

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My knees hate me...

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Why would they put the exit point there?

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Especially when there are rotating platforms?

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WHY ARE THERE ROTATING PLATFORMS?!

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IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE NEEDED FOR THE TELEPORTER BALLS!

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THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!

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YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK?! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

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ALL THAT'S MISSING ARE THE BOBBING HORSE RIDES AND CALLIOPE MUSIC!

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THERE'S NO GOD DAMNED REASON FOR THIS! WE'VE INVENTED TELEPORTERS!

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THAT'S "FUCK YOU, PAY ME!" RESEARCH!

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WE DON'T NEED TO PAD OUR COSTS WITH HIGH-TECH CAROUSELS!

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Oh, I get it. It's to double the experiments,

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so if the teleportation doesn't make you vomit then the platforms will.

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Fuck.

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[fzzt]

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No, not that one again!

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Don't drop me!

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[fzzt]

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Good.

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Hey, how does the teleporter know to teleport just me?

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I didn't feel any air moving with me.

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[Geiger counter ticking] Maybe it detects--

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[Geiger counter ticking] Oh, joy! More radiation leaks!

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[Geiger counter ticking] This is a great place for a teleporter junction.

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[headcrab crunches] Ah! Fuck!

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Where is it?!

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Y'know what? You can die down there slowly by radiation poisoning.

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That works just fine for me. I'm happy to conserve my ammo.

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[door buzzes]

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Of course...

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All right...

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Let's do this.

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[fzzt]

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Oh. All roads lead to Rome, huh?

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Seriously, why do we have so many radioactive waste problems?

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Like, we can't find a better place to put it out here in the middle of the desert?

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[fzzt]

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Okay, THIS time, let's do it right.

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Whoa, shit...

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Yeah, that's a great start...

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Okay, now here's to hoping it doesn't teleport me to just a random green ball.

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[fzzt]

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Okay...

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Yeah, this is a great place to put that pipe, too.

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Maybe I'm expected to lay flat, spread-eagle,

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because that makes as much sense as anything here.

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Oh, these are numbered. I didn't notice.

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[fzzt]

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Oh, you again!

#13200:05:09,062→00:05:10,667

Okay, time for dance lessons.

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Yeah, one-two... ah, you losers can't dance.

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I don't know why I expected otherwise.

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Oh, there's an escape route. Excellent.

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Is this a bunker full of provisions?

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I'll take canned food, dried... anything.

#13800:05:25,044→00:05:27,691

Hey, wait. I've been here before.

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This is the other side of that supply room.

#14000:05:30,218→00:05:34,596

Yeah, this is another one of those rooms with "creative architecture"

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that was designed for giant spiderpeople,

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because that's the only kind of person who would find this layout convenient.

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SCIENTIST: Fascinating...

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!

#14500:05:44,515→00:05:47,485

YOU THINK WE'RE COOL NOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T KILLED YOU, YET?!

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YOU HAD TELEPORTERS AND WERE HOLDING OUT ON ME!

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I'M NOT GONNA FORGET THAT!

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EVER!

#14900:05:53,019→00:05:56,806

Hey, that's an excellent point: if we already HAD teleporters,

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why the hell was my team even doing the experiment?!

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THERE'S NO POINT TO THE EXPERIMENT IF TELEPORTERS ALREADY EXIST!

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BLAAA-

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[fzzt]

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--AAAGH!

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THAT'S LIKE TESTING FOR TESTING FOR WATER WHEN IT'S R--

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[fzzt]

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--AINING!

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So, what happened? Did they make this off OUR research

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or were we duplicating work for no reason at all?!

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I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL THE SAME COMPANY!

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WHY ARE DIVISIONS BACKSTABBING?!

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[fzzt]

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ARE WE MICROSOFT?!

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I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT I WORKED AT BLACK MESA!

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[fzzt]

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Whoa-ho-OH!

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WAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAA--

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[fzzt]

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--AH!

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OH, GOD!

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Ah, jeez...

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Well...

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It looks like momentum from teleportation is not preserved.

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That's helpful, but that raises so many more questions. Like--

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[fzzt]

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--wouldn't my heart stop and resume beating?

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Wouldn't each trip be literally a small heart attack?

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I mean, it would still be worth it, but what's going on here?

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[fzzt]

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Yeah, I don't feel it.

#18100:06:56,162→00:06:58,300

No, fuck "6"! Not that one.

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This is all that's left.

#18300:07:01,061→00:07:02,631

Oh, wait, wait!

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What if this is a trap?

#18500:07:05,289→00:07:07,020

Ohhhh...

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Yeah, you wanted to drop my ass dead, didn't you?

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Yeah, this is the Black Mesa I know!

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[fzzt]

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I'M RIGHT! Now I know why it's all rotating!

#19000:07:17,793→00:07:20,203

It's teleportation Russian Roulette--

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an over-engineered way of proving you're hardcore. Perfect for scientists.

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These are chambers in a gun.

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[fzzt]

#19400:07:27,858→00:07:31,077

Wow, that's a big one. Maybe it knows things.

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[door buzzes]

#19600:07:32,081→00:07:34,439

No, that would be too easy.

#19700:07:34,439→00:07:36,112

What's going on here?

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[electricity arcing] Daah!

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Whoa, what is--

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[teleportation sound] Hey!

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OH, PISS OFF! I CAN TELEPORT, TOO!

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[teleportation sound] Now what?

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You're not special anymore!

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But this is.

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This has the answers.

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[fzzt]